There once was a mother from Yother
who always said something or other.
Wash your hands. Wipe your nose.
Stop licking the hose, and
after I cut my own hair: Oh brother!
My mother is funny indeed -
stores mashed peas on her shirt when in need.
Her hairs stuck to a cup
from glue not quite cleaned up.
Now on her knees and rocking full speed.
There once was a young boy named Tom
who puked all over his mom.
Though the ninth time that day,
it had been ten yesterday
so she managed to stay perfectly calm.
1 comment:
he last one is really great! Good work, team Heather.
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